My name is Sarah Meltzer.
Most people call me Mertz or Meltzer.
I am a serious cigarette smoker, so good luck being around me if it bothers you.
I've been a drug-addict, an alcoholic, a narcissist, and a freak.
I am no longer a drug-addict; though sometimes I slip up.
I am no longer an alcoholic; even though I still drink.
I am no longer a narcissist; though I am still very confident.
And lastly, I am happy to say I am still a freak; always have been weird and always will be.
It's impossible for me to go anywhere where I live and not be recognized.
I do not believe in organized religion.
If you are Christian, and you happen to meet me, DO NOT shove Jesus down my throat.
I've had pretty much every hair color you could imagine.
About seventy-five percent of my friends are gay, and being around drag queens and trannies is nothing new to me.
Places like the mall and the grocery store are not my favorite because I have a hard time being around "normal" people.
Don't bother talking to me if you are Conservative or Republican. Go get a brain scan.
I value intelligence and wit above all other traits.
People that say things like "stigmatism" instead of "stigma", "John and myself" instead of "John and me", or just have bad grammar in general REALLY irritate me, so be warned.
There are many closings I could leave you with, but what I choose to leave you with is this: "LICKY LICKY, SUCKY SUCKY, MICKEY MICKEY, FUCK ME FUCK ME."

Mickey Avalon, Love and Rockets, Bauhaus, Peter Murphy, The Cure, Brand New, David Bowie, Avenged Sevenfold, Boys Like Girls, Senses Fail, Finch, The Used, Hidden in Plain View, Thrice, Black Flag, Patti Smith, Rehab, Led Zeppelin, From First to Last, The Blood Brothers, Funeral For a Friend, Action Action, From Autumn to Ashes, Spitalfield, Halifax, The Academy Is, Alkaline Trio, Beck, Second and Divine, Boys Night Out, Ben Folds, Taking Back Sunday, The Misfits, The Cramps, The Starting Line, Palacade, The Chariot, Underoath, The Early November, Norma Jean, The Starting Line, Morrisey, The Doors, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Thursday, Saves the Day, Ryerson, LetterKills, Midtown, Motion City Soundtrack, Queen, The Dead Kennedys, Pretty Girls Make Graves, The Faint, Damien Rice, Haste the Day, ACDC, Mogwai, Bjork, Macha, Tenacious D, Jonathan Richman, The Killers, Daphne Loves Derby, Duran Duran, Emery, Ben Kweller, Silverstein, Jeffree Star, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, The Pretenders, HIM, Matchbook Romance, Alice Cooper, The Mars Volta, At the Drive In, Billy Talent, Mindless Self Indulgence, Richard Hell, Dillinger Escape Plan, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Velvet Underground, Less Than Jake, New Order, Allister, Joy Division, Echo and the Bunnymen, Prince, Public Image Limited, Polyrock, The Restraints, The Buzzcocks, Oingo Boingo, The Swimming Pool Q's, Reel Big Fish, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Coldplay, Dropkick Murphys, The Ramones, Streetlight Manifesto, The Psychadelic Furs, Bob Marley, The Pixies, The Sex Pistols, The Modern Lovers, Pink Floyd, The English Beat, The Clash, Sublime, Simon&Garfunkel, The Flaming Lips, The Dandy Warhols

Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Pulpfiction, Donnie Darko, The Lost Boys, Tommy Boy, This is Spinal Tap, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Fight Club, Almost Famous, Pirates of the Caribbean, Jerry McGuire, Rock and Roll High School, A Clockwork Orange, The Jacket, Domino, Twin Peaks, Dragonfly, Requiem for a Dream, What about Bob?, Dazed and Confused, Se7en, O' Brother Where Art Thou?, The Matrix, Girl Interrupted, Grease, Trainspotting, Jawbreaker, Legend, Tomb Raider, Edward Scissorhands, Boondock Saints, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Joe's Apartment, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Sixteen Candles, St. Elmo's Fire, The Girl Next Door, Waiting for Guffman, 24 Hour Party People, Best in Show, The Labyrinth, Half Baked, Mallrats, Wild Things, Dirty Love, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Cruel Intentions, Crash, Empire Records, The Departed, Shortbus

LA/Miami Ink, John From Cincinnati, Weeds, The Sopranos, Californication, The Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hungerforce, Robot Chicken, Futurama, Harvey Birdman

Harry Potter, Angela's Ashes, The Bell Jar, Interview with the Vampire, The Vampire Lestat